The Monuments of Panda Johnson – Book One

  The Monuments of Panda Johnson – Book One Reading is a like supporting a football team, some times you get an absolute corker, sometimes its nil-nil and worse than watching paint dry. Ask yourself a question, take a piece of blank A4 paper and a pencil and place them, side by side, on the table in front of you. Now, what do you see? If you can see a complex, unyielding cornucopia of life, of death, and the emotions these things bring with them then you my friend, will…

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Billy & Bert – Religion…

Billy & Bert – Religion…

  Billy & Bert – Religion…   As per every other Saturday night Billy and Bert are sat in the Dog and Duck supping ale and discussing their week. Today, it would seem that Billy has seen the light…   Bert: “Evening Bill.” Billy: “Evening mate,” Billy replies pulling out a chair. “Is that pint for me?” Bert: “Well, yes mate!” Billy: “Ah… Not for me Bert for I have seen the light and decided to repent all that can be sinful.” Bert: “Oh, fair enough. You’ll not be wanting…

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