Panda’s Journal – Friday 13th December

Friday 13th December Today was not a good day. Somehow I managed to tear my new coat, the Hyper Rail tickets that I purchased last month for my trip over to see Blinknott appear to have vanished. I fear with the mess in my apartment that I may well have accidentally thrown them into the trash.  Something I am not able to replace.  My coffee machine has a hole in the side and I am getting more of it on my feet than in the cup. A full weekend shift…

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Panda’s Journal – Thursday 12th December

Thursday 12th December Alice rang today, spent three hours talking about the whereabouts of Mr Nibbles. I should have said he was here. Would of ended the constant repeat of conversation and I would of actually seen her. Just seen the time, will be late for my shift if I don’t hurry.

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The Monuments of Panda Johnson – Book One

  The Monuments of Panda Johnson – Book One Reading is a like supporting a football team, some times you get an absolute corker, sometimes its nil-nil and worse than watching paint dry. Ask yourself a question, take a piece of blank A4 paper and a pencil and place them, side by side, on the table in front of you. Now, what do you see? If you can see a complex, unyielding cornucopia of life, of death, and the emotions these things bring with them then you my friend, will…

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Billy & Bert – Religion…

Billy & Bert – Religion…

  Billy & Bert – Religion…   As per every other Saturday night Billy and Bert are sat in the Dog and Duck supping ale and discussing their week. Today, it would seem that Billy has seen the light…   Bert: “Evening Bill.” Billy: “Evening mate,” Billy replies pulling out a chair. “Is that pint for me?” Bert: “Well, yes mate!” Billy: “Ah… Not for me Bert for I have seen the light and decided to repent all that can be sinful.” Bert: “Oh, fair enough. You’ll not be wanting…

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