The Monuments of Panda Johnson - Book One
Should you choose to press your ear to the door of apartment 1532 Edinburgh Street then you would hear what follows...
Follow Panda, the toasted rice pudding sandwich loving alien and friends in their bizarre, funny and unique journey across the Universe, as they fend off forces of evil, clones, aliens and overly large cannibals in way too small silver bikinis!
Will Alice, the fluffy headed, mutating transgendered, invisible rabbit adoring, potential love interest to Panda get her man?
Can Bambii, whose limited vocabulary, ever convey her true feelings to Blinknott, Panda's best friend?
See the overly large chested Misty harangue Dang the ex-Ohm Monk who so desperately needs a wash and more socks.
See them and others fight against the forces of evil...
Genevieve and Lord Overworn.
Discover just how the Universe was really created!
Find out why there is a rubber duck on the cover.
Can an Interstaller warship really be powered by record player?
How good can a torturer with a stammer be?
Just how does a Tiger disguise itself in a bakers?
What does the Council of Ohm and missing socks have to do with Mlikht Nakt de Tor?
What does that even mean, and just why is there a Seagull in a cardboard box?
Below are all the current books in their variants. More books are being added all the time.
Book two Panda Johnson and the Death of the Gods is available to pre-order through Smashwords. if like the books, you'll love the next one.
This is the very first concept design that we had for the cover art, albeit a slightly different colour. The original was luminous green! Having purchased InDesign the cover now has a much better overall look and feel, an altogether more polished cover.
This, as most of the variants are available in either paperback or ebook.
When we designing the original artwork for the cover, there were four colours for the main bar, this was a high contender coming out a close second in testing to the blue. Nonetheless, here it is. It's all about choice with the books, maybe you prefer the plum?
Available as both ebook and paperback.
The Monuments of Panda Johnson Bambii Manga Art Edition, was the very first piece of cover art that I had done for me. Drawn by the talented @CreativeDream97 . Initially this was just meant as a different view on the character. But we decided to take it one step further and have the entire cover translated into Japanese.
At present this version is only available as an ebook.
Can you really have a book with maniacally insane evil characters and not have a black edition? Though not! So here it s, just looks so damn cool and sexy. This version is available as both paperback and ebook.